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11.06.2025 23:50

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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dementia: Switching to MIND diet even later in life can lower risk - Medical News Today
No go.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
No way
Next, they tried...
Can someone write me a sex story?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Stock futures inch lower to kick off start of the new trading month: Live updates - CNBC
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read